Ta Ta’s, hooters, bazookas, cans, melons, headlights and jugs; if you haven’t guessed I’m talking about breasts. They can be called by a different name, 138 names in fact, but every woman has a pair. Breasts come in a variety of shapes and sizes but all serve the same purpose: to feed infants and add to the foreplay fun. There are small, medium, large and extra large cup sizes and then there are different nipple sizes and colors; men can be faced with quite the surprise when they are revealed.
After watching my guilty pleasure T.V. show Holly’s World, starring former Playboy playmate Holly Madison, about her barely 21-year-old friend wanting breast implants it got me thinking about what men prefer on a woman: fake or real?
Holly’s friend did made a good point: breasts make a woman feel, well…like a woman. Men: try to imagine having your balls completely chopped off rather than a vasectomy as a comparison; wouldn’t feel much like a man, right? If a woman has a flat chest, most likely she knows it. I am pretty satisfied with my set, but wouldn’t mind if they grew a cup size. The more porn I watch, the more fake sets I see and I can’t help but think, is it really worth it?
Reality television has made a fortune on women who are not satisfied with their bodies and the more I see how it can supposedly “help my self esteem,” the more I realize she may not need implants, but a trip to the shrink. Just because you had the money for them or you think you will look more proportionate with your body does not mean they will look good. There are exceptions to every assumption, for example, a woman who had a mastectomy or breast feeding made them droop below her waist qualifies for some reconstruction surgery.
Men seem to support my assumption that real breasts are by far preferred over fake. After I conducted a poll of 50 men, the results were clear: 0 preferred a fake set, 73 percent preferred real and 27 percent had no preference. “The female body is beautiful and shouldn’t be altered. I’d rather she not have boobs as hard as a speed bag, but more like bread dough,” said a male poll voter. Now I would like you to weigh in. I’ve created an anonymous poll for you to vote on which set you prefer.
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In all fairness though, black shirt is what a C? And they’re awesome at that… And white shirt had a terrible boob job so they look way too big and fake… Lots of women go from an A to a C and they look natural..
Black shirt, hands down. And they are likely a small D Jessica.
I agree with Jessica. The white shirt has a terrible boob job. I don’t know what men you are asking, but I can assure you that almost all men just like breasts…real or fake. A good boob job feels as real as real ones.
Well, the picture of the white shirt came from a reputable, beautiful woman. I guess the men I asked in my original poll and this are a fluke then? Just saying…
I prefer real, but then again, I was born lucky. I’ve never once had “small” boobs. However, this will change because after kids (or time), my once-envied naturals will be approaching my waist. When that time comes, I’ll gladly show my plastic surgeon a picture of me at 23 and take in my real card for fakies.
Visually, fake breasts can make a woman look like a total sex bomb or, unfortunately, cartoon-ish. But what good is it if she is “flat” in bed? If you LOOK like a sex bomb, but bomb sexually, what’s the point? Don’t get me wrong, a good pair is a good pair, lol, but in the long run, for me, real or fake is only an important consideration in your personality.
Cheers,
~Danno