Ta Ta’s, hooters, bazookas, cans, melons, headlights and jugs; if you haven’t guessed I’m talking about breasts. They can be called by a different name, 138 names in fact, but every woman has a pair. Breasts come in a variety of shapes and sizes but all serve the same purpose: to feed infants and add to the foreplay fun. There are small, medium, large and extra large cup sizes and then there are different nipple sizes and colors; men can be faced with quite the surprise when they are revealed.

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